[O]f Massacres, Booties, and Boobies

50 Cent debuted at #1 on Billboard's Hot 200 Album Sales Chart this week, selling over a million copies of his sophomore CD "The Massacre." Jenny from the Block sold less than a quarter of what Fitty sold, but anyone could see this coming. While Jenny had a blazing song and sweaty video [Get Right], Fitty had three hit songs [Candy Shop, How we do, and Disco Inferno] in the past two months, plus a beef with collaborator The Game, that [of course] got squashed just in time for the album release. How very convenient.
[via Pink!]
More proof of how a fuego Puerto Rico was with the arrival of Usher and his televised concert. Beyonce is one hot booty, as she proved she could perrear as well as any Puerto Rican mami in the island.

Britney Spears was reported to appear topless in an upcoming issue of Allure. But the PR kings [mostly queens actually] spunn this story in the [as always] deceiving way. Of course she's not going to be topless. Well, she will be, but we won't be able to see her Bit Bits. Damn! [via Superficial]

~Today I spent my last day in Puerto Rico at the beach with Raysa and Faccio. It was quite the Puerto Rican affair, with coconuts, bacalitos, and alcapurrias galore. Yet the most exciting thing? i got a tan!~